My fanny has seen no action for so long it has tumbleweed rolling across my 'ladyhairs' and a cobwebbed weathered to let sign permently stationed outside it. I guess it too is feeling the force of the recession.
Does that mean I don't get male interest? not quite its more the fact I had no libido, no rev in my engine, no get up or go, the list of suggestive phrases I could use are endless.
But the thought of sex, boys and dating who wants that? can't you see I have more pressing matters to focus on like the exact number of calories in three salted peanuts.
But seeing Hugh Jackman or Huge jackman as I sometimes nickname him in my head out loud to friends is a tad cringe-factorish, has definately picqued my interest and got my juices reflowing, I have gained some weight recently and annoyingly had a period, so I guess my body is screaming your a women dammit, go feel and do woman things,lol.
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